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Subject: Silverware
Script and drawings: Paolo Dalla Valle

Translated by Silverware


- English Translation -


PAGE 1

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And here's coming, in all of his cocky elegance, Paolo Dalla Valle, prolific drawer of "PKERS"...

PDV: (sings)

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... nonetheless author of this PIECE OF SHIT you are reading...

PDV: Ouch!

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But suddenly, the irreparable happens!

PDV: N-no...

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PDV: Noo...

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PDV: NOOOOOOOO...

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Trauma: Sorry buddy, I can't let you in! The notice is clear!
(Notice - NO SMOKING)
PDV: ...
PDV: This guy's really GOT everything...

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PDV: You're FEARFULLY ignorant! The notice is referred to SMOKE, it's not about clothes... besides I WORK here, I'm a drawer!
Trauma (brain): Z
PDV: Check this, I got also the pencil on my ear... professional isn't it?

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Trauma: NO.
PDV: ... (arright)...
PDV: Hear me out, let me in or I...
Trauma: You, NOTHING! Me was draw by Assirelli, me don't care a rap 'bout ya!
PDV: (You can't say "Me was draw"!)
Trauma: (I know, but I say it 'cuz it's much many better...)

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PDV: SO YOU DON'T CARE A RAP ABOUT ME? (Well, I could draw it if I want...) WANNA BET? I got a secret weapon...
PDV: THE RUBBER!


PAGE 2

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I lost the bet...

PDV: ... Damned ink refinement!
PDV: (Hope I scratched your knuckles!)

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Lyla: Hey, but you... you're the FAMOUS Paolo Dalla Valle!
PDV: ?

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PDV: Well... (ehr) modestly YES, it's me!

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Lyla: GOOD! So at last I found you! I'M GONNA BREAK EVERY LITTLE BONE IN YOUR BODY!
PDV: L-LYLA! Don't tell me you're still mad to me for those drawings...!!

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SHE'S STILL MAD TO ME FOR THOSE DRAWINGS...

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Silver (via loudspeaker): All artists to their sits; models have to undress... -Wurf! Oink! Gorsh! Slime!-... sorry, I said: have to undress and pose!

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Silver: Not YOU, Birgit!

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Birgit: As you wish, MASTER SILVER. Orders?
Silver: Well...

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Silver: You know, lately drawers are not working like before...
Silver: They need some SPURRING, hope you understand...
Birgit: ROGER, Sir.

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Birgit: MOVE IT, YOU SODS!
Birgit (thinks): "And wear on something more sober", he told me... tsk!
Mp5: ... Her usual KINDNESS!


PAGE 3

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Mp5: I should have accepted that RELAX job in the SALT MINES! OUCH!
Birgit: MP5, COLOR MORE!
(slash skiok frust...)

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Birgit: ... And you, Dalla Valle! You're always late! And today you're even in UNDERPANTS!
PDV: I had a smoking, but it's a long story...
PDV: Talkin' about it, nice outfit!
Birgit: (you're risking your life... you know this don't you?)
Birgit: ... FOR YOU TODAY, DOUBLE RATION OF SLASHES!
PDV: Sorry, but it's me doing this comic! Why have I to get my ass so hard kicked, it's from the start I'm doing nothin' else!

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"THESE EXCUSES WON'T SAVE YOU FROM THE RIGHTFUL PUNISHMENT, IDLER!"
"EEEEEIIIAAAARGH!..."

PDV: S-sorry, Master Silver?!
Silver: Yes?
PDV: I g-got Assirelli's latest masterwork...
Silver: ...! SHOW ME!

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Silver: Mmmh... indeed, in this man willing the Force is...
Silver (thinks): (I'd rather take the ribbon away!)
Silver (thinks): What babes! >Slurp! Slurp!<

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Silver: And you, Paolo... why have you painted your face in RED?
PDV: T-these are SLASHES, Sir...
Silver: Go and get another ration of them, so you'll learn to knok on the door before entering in my office!
PDV: Y-yes, Master Silver...
(Mickey Mouse - out of view): ... SILVERWARE!

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Mickey: Face to face, at last!
Silver: Face to MUZZLE you'd mean, RAT!
PDV (very small): Mickey! Your autograph! Here, on this white cheque...

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Mickey: I am acting for DISNEY PICTURES! I'm here for COPYRIGHTS!
Silver: WHAAAAAAT?! How can you be so insensitive? WALT DISNEY WOULD BE PROUD OF ME! What's done here with Disney characters is PURE POETRY!

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Walt Disney (from the grave): RAAAAAARG!
Gravedigger1: Hey, he's shaking!
Gravedigger2: B-but he's dead!


PAGE 4

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Silver: OK, I see there's no way I can change your mind...
Silver: ... so I need to DERAT!

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Silver: FIFTH-LEVEL SUPER MANIAC-JIN!!!
(straap! DRIZZ! Vup vup vup vup vup....)

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Minnie: Wow!
Mickey: (Minnie, please...)
Rita (very small): Hey, get your hands down of my stuff!
Mickey: Hear... sorry... I'm not so used to Saiya-jins, but... your hair shouldn't STAND UP and HARDEN?

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Silver: No... NOT my HAIR!
Mickey: ... O_O

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Silver: And now... ENERGETIC GONADS!
ZASH!

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Silver: Tsk... tsk... one RAT less!
Silver: (Dalla Valle, clean on the floor!)
PDV: Yes, Master...
Silver: Using your tongue!

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Rita: DAVIDE!
Silver: R-RITA!
Rita: Groar!
PDV: Ugh!
(deflate deflate)

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Rita: How could you, Davide?!
Silver: NO! Don't hurt me! I'll stop this! I'll close all down and publish only "CURCH AND LIFE"! [note: this is a quoting from Leo Ortolani's Rat-Man series, published in Italy by Marvel Italia - http://www.bubblegoal.it/ratman/index.html]

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Rita: Quiet, silly! I LIKE WHEN YOU PLAY THE MANIAC! I'd just want to pose too!
Rita: Be the star, that's it!...
PDV: Hey... I'm still down here...


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